woe to you, o earth and sea

And Lo, the Angel Fox opened the primetime seal and spaketh unto John, "Beware thee Anti-Christ, for shee is hotte."

From the commercials and promos alone, Point Pleasant looks off the charts, which makes me think it's going to suck. That it also stars this wack ass dude from Melrose Place worries me further, but whatever. Who knows, maybe he'll surprise me like Jason Bateman on Arrested Development It took me two seasons of swooning over Jessica Alba in Dark Angel before I realized how shitty it was.