Wednesday, January 12, 2005

primetime incest

Lost. Best show ever.

It breaks down like this: Polar bears on a tropical island; the giant THING; a fashionably scarred man who thinks he's Yoda; some crazy French chick; beautiful, sexy, sweaty women; voices in the woods; "he was in a fucking wheelchair"; a plane crash; one of the hobbits addicted to heroin; a dead dude all walkin' 'round n' shit...

The list goes on! And if that wasn't enough, Lost goes beyond Oedipal when that Rob Lowe-lookin' Blue Eye guy gets it on with Bratty I'd-hate-her-if-she-wasn't-so-damn-fine Girl in an all-revealing flashback (that even featured a cameo from Rebel Dude to pile on the what-the-fuck)--but it's his sister! Sure they're not blood related; they're step-siblings; blah blah blah. Brother and sister did the deed on primetime TV.



[I stole these pictures from ABC's official Lost home page]

I think they make a cute couple...of sinners! I can't say I blame him, though. Thanks ABC! Lost rocks.

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Finally, I remembered to do laundry tonight (I don't know how after three beers and the Lost / Alias one-two combo), which is definitely a good thing. I'd been forced to wear underwear of questionable origin the past two days--don't act like you haven't been there.

5 comments:

Erratic Prophet said...

You didn't mention the whole "she's torn to shreds by the THING" but, oh wait, NO SHE ISN'T! That there just blew my mind away. How do you even classify that?

And, dude, they just gave up on PC! What's up with that?

if_i_had_a_hammer said...

clearly, this episode of lost was the best since the locke episode. there was so much to cover, i thought i'd just focus on one thing, and since i'm a pervert, i picked the most damning form of nookie.

that whole scene the end when locke seems to tell that blue-eyes guy that he should kill his fine-ass sister is off the hook. i shouted "that's it?!" when it was over.

i can't wait to buy the dvd.

Michelle said...

Lost is being advertised now on aussie tv. It starts here in 3 weeks time, so i gather its a definate watch then.

if_i_had_a_hammer said...

michelle, totally watch it. i'll try not to post up too many spoilers...haha.

Michelle said...

Wonderful! Now i can't wait :o)

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