if you see robert redford at a wrestling match, just let him sit back and enjoy the show.

Welcome, Robert Redford, to the wonderful place that is my dream world. I'm not sure why you were there, or why you were wearing surf shorts and a ratty tanktop while sitting in the same row as me and my friends at a World Wrestling Federation event, but it was nice to meet you. I wanted to ask you about Sundance and maybe get an autograph for my mom, because like all women from her generation, she's crazy in love with you, but my friends suggested that I shouldn't bother you, seeing as you were just out to have a good time. Even though you did butt into our conversation. That was kinda rude, Rob, but I guess I can forgive you.