ancient wisdom

I get the best fortune cookie fortunes. I don't know why. A week before my friends came out from New York to visit me in California, I got a fortune that said "Old friends will return to you." Seriously. Last night I got my favorite ever. It read "You will have a comfortable retirement." It sounded so nice...I liked it so much I put it on my bedroom door. At least I have something to look forward to in 40 years. I only think of it now because it's 7:33 pm, I'm still in the office, and this has been the most boring, tedious day of work. Ever. I'm so over this place right now.