in other news

I was finally able to do laundry so I no longer have to wear underpants of questionable cleanliness, like I have been for an undisclosed amount of days. I am happy to be, once again, well stocked in boxers that smell like fabric softner and don't cling to my nether regions.

I also returned home to find that my roommate returned home from a good ol' drunken hootenanny with his friends and, after he watched his buds kegstand beer from the month-old keg in my backyard, ran into the bathroom--our bathroom--and hurled. There is now something that resembles a salad plastered on my bathroom wall. Right next to the sink.

That is all.