christmas wishlist part three

Money. I wouldn't need much. Just $57, 376.53 so I can pay off my student loans. In case you are from a country outside the United States, here is a list of currency exchanges so you could see how much that would be in whatever denomination you may use. Thank you for your time, and don't go to college, because it's like a pyramid scheme, and they don't teach you anything. Amen.

48,774.78 Euros

32,906.90 British Pounds

59,158,253.75 South Korean Wan

66,560.44 Canadian Dollars

76,794.45 Australian Dollars

29,448,504.02 Chilean Pesos

6,905,475.72 Japanese Yen